Being “Friendzoned”

“WHY DO I ALWAYS GET FRIENDZONED? SHE ALWAYS PICKS THE ASSHOLE OVER ME. I’M A NICE GUY.”

“I LISTEN TO HER WHEN SHE HAVE PROBLEMS; MY SHOULDER IS THERE FOR HER TO CRY ON WHEN SHE’S DUMPED OR CHEATED ON; I’M ALWAYS THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE NEEDS SOMEONE THE MOST! WHY WON’T SHE LOVE ME?”

“WOMEN WHO DON’T WANT TO DATE THEIR GUY FRIEND IS JUST A SLUT AND A DAMN TEASE!”

And on and on.

Dear Men,
How fucking dare you IMPLY that women are not allowed to have male friends, especially if she’s already taken.

How fucking dare you IMPLY that woman are not allowed to have male friends, especially if YOU want to date her but she doesn’t feel the same way.

Who the FUCK are you to bitch and whine about how your female friend is a slut because she DARED exercise her freedom to REJECT your advancements; to REJECT your proposal to sex; to REJECT your proposal to a romantic relationship?

The THREE Situations of Being Friendzoned:
1.
- You have a female friend.
- You have been friends with her for ten years.
- Your female friend has been in a long-term relationship.
- The long-term relationship has always been rocky.
- Your female friend has always gone to you for comfort.
- You feel your female friend deserves better.
- You ask your female friend to abandon her long-term relationship for you.
- She says that she loves you as a friend and only as a friend.
- You bitch and moan and tell her how ungrateful she is.

Congratulations. You’re a selfish, self-centered prick. You have just proven to her why she only loves you as a friend.

2.
- You have a female friend.
- You have been friends with her for ten years.
- In those ten years, you have stuck by her through her numerous, failed relationships.
- You feel she deserves better.
- You ask your female friend to be with you.
- She tells you that she loves you, but only as a friend.
- You bitch and moan and tell her how ungrateful she is.

Congratulations. You’re a selfish, self-centered prick. You have just proven to her why she only loves you as a friend.

3.
- You have a female friend.
- You have been friends with her for ten years.
- You know she only loves you as a friend.
- You continue to stick around, watching her date “asshole” after “asshole”.
- You take advantage of her after every breakup, when she’s emotionally vulnerable, pushing and demanding that she tell you why she won’t date you.
- She keeps telling you that she loves you as a friend; that she doesn’t want to ruin what the two of you already have; she’s just not interested in you in that sort of way.
- You bitch and moan and tell her how ungrateful she is; you call her a slut and a tease.

Congratulations. You’re a selfish, self-centered prick. You have just proven to her why she only loves you as a friend.

Let me fucking tell you something: When your female friend, or ANY woman for that matter, tells you NO, then take the fucking hint. Do not act like a little child who didn’t get his toy train for Christmas. The both of you came together as friends and for the longest time, she believed there was a mutual understanding. You suddenly wanting something more then getting upset with HER when she doesn’t want to the same as you makes you SELFISH and immature.

A woman is not a “tease” or a “whore” because she prefers male friends over female friends; she is not “leading you on” all because she doesn’t want to comply with YOUR wishes of wanting her to be with you; she is not a “heartless/shallow bitch” because she’s not sexually/romantically interested in you or your type but still sees you as a loyal and dependable friend.

The only one who is a bitch in any of this is YOU. Instead of respecting her wishes and either keeping the friendship or moving on, you treat her like shit because, what? YOU DIDN’T GET YOUR WAY? Because you FEEL like she somehow OWES you for the years you were her friend?

You don’t call the shots in ANYTHING that concerns a woman, much less who she should and should not be interested in. Get the fuck over yourselves, you fucking tittybabies, and stop blaming females for your unwarranted asshurt.

EDIT:

Ah, this brings me back to my stamp days on deviantART, when I expected too much in the intelligence and reading comprehension skills in those who would find my stamps, read them, and then leave feedback.

While I’m pleased that MOST of you understand my argument, there are still some of you that are too damn stupid and have made it apparent that I still need to write my arguments like my audience is made up little children with the critical thinking skills of a dog with Down’s Syndrome. (inb4 “OMG DONT MAKE FUN OF PPL WIT DOWNS SINDROME U BITCH!!1! DOWNS SINDROME ISNT FUNNEY!!”)

YES, I am fucking aware that “females bitch about being friendzoned, too”; no shit, geniuses. I’m also fucking aware that women say ignorant shit like, “All the hot men are either taken or gay/That guy deserves better - he’s dating a total dog.” (You don’t even have to witness such things personally - all you have to do is fucking listen to “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne and/or watch the music video).

But as you can see (or not, as I’m having to spelling this shit out for you idiots), I am only talking about MEN who get friendzoned because I’ve seen more MEN than women react badly and attack females as a whole when they get rejected by someone they’re really attracted to. Do you see more women than men bitch about being friendzoned? Then go make a fucking post about it because that’s not what’s being discussed in this one.

And because can’t figure it out that I am well aware that ANYONE can bitch about being friendzoned but that this isn’t what this post is about, I guess I shouldn’t expect you to understand that this post isn’t directed at all men nor the entirety of men who get friendzoned either. It should be pretty damn obvious that if a man doesn’t fit any of the situations that I described leads up to the men who DO bitch and whine about being friendzoned, then I’m obviously not talking about him; if a man already respects their female friend’s wishes and/or have moved on from the friendship because it’s too difficult to him, then I’m not talking about him.

The shit I say shouldn’t be this hard to understand. I mean for fuck’s sake, I use simple words and saturate my arguments with curses. It’s not like posts read as if I had a thesaurus nailed to my damn forehead and was absorbing its contents through osmosis the whole fucking time.